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Witty. Impulsive. Sarcastic. Vindictive. Honest. Spontaneous. Enigmatic. Silly. Spiteful. Loyal. Fierce. Crazy. Logical. Bossy. Bold. Medicated. Stubborn. Bitchy. Spunky. Quirky. Fun.

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via chimeraspirit)

You think fairy tales are only for girls? Here’s a hint - ask yourself who wrote them. I assure you, it wasn’t just the women. It’s the great male fantasy - all it takes is one dance to know that she’s the one. All it takes is the sound of her song from the tower, or a look at her sleeping face. And right away you know - this is the girl in your head, sleeping or dancing or singing in front of you. Yes, girls want their princes, but boys want their princesses just as much. And they don’t want a very long courtships. They want to know immediately.

—David Levithan (via wordsthat-speak)

(via chimeraspirit)

child0fthetardis:

“It was so nerve-wrecking! I was so afraid. But it was so good. It was so quiet, and it just laid there in my arms and it was so beautiful. But yeah, it was all okay.”  - Josh Dallas on working with a baby

(Source: emmaswans, via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)